do u think when some girls sneeze their tampons like come out
that would be bloody annoying
JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND’S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET THEM DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE B/C YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!!!!!!!!
SO IF FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT PARENTS ARE BEING CRUEL TO THEM AND HURTING THEM, DO NOT SAY “But they seem so nice! I doubt they mean it!” BECAUSE THAT IS AWFUL TO SAY TO THEM AND MAKES THEM NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN
maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too
THOSE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I’LL READ IT AND THERE’S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SHOWS UP
My computer has this “read out loud” ability and the other day I made it read ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) outloud.
it said “deg deg”
so now that’s what I hear when I see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
that’s what it’s called now
a deg deg
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother